

(via slamwise-gamgee)
It’s 1 am and I’m eating cake in bed.
So that’s how I’m doing.
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
![…I’ve only been watching Doctor Who for the last few months.
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…I’ve only been watching Doctor Who for the last few months.
[ cloud overview ]
[ get your own cloud ]
This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and May 2013 containing my top 10 used words.
Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:
an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back
”Me and him sitting on the sofa together watching Roku; I’m sure you get the idea…”

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
(Source: fuckking-crazy)
“You know, I don’t even see you as black.”
Truth.
I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
She did catch Rita Skeeter (in her beetle form) in a jar, but not for a year:
She kept Skeeter from writing for a year by threatening to expose her to the authorities. She single-handed drove Skeeter into poverty, gaining revenge for the pain caused to Harry and her other friends.
Shit, Hermione…
(Source: fallforwatson)